The "G" List 


Welcome to The "G" List. You may be wondering exactly what a "G" List is...well, one of my flatmates, Graham (sometimes known as "G"), hails from the North of England, Cumbria to be exact. It is a well known fact here in Britain that Northerners tend to have their own way of speaking which is very fast and mumbled. I have found that the Cumbrian Language also contains certain words that have completely different pronounciations, not only from America, but the rest of Britain as well. I have begun to compile a list of words that Graham says different than the rest of us. It has also grown to include different definitions for certain words, as well as really cool quotes directly from the mouth of Graham. So without further delay....here it is:

Recent additions in red!
The "G" List
Normal SpellingGraham Pronounciation
CookCouk
DoesDoos
BustBoost
PokerPork-Her (said fast of course)
BookBouk
CupCoop
BugBoog
PissPiece
SubSoob
DiscussDiskoos
ToughToof
I'm from CumbriaAs fray Coombria
GutGoot
FirstFoost
My shinsMachines
DoubleDooble
StuffStoof
CuredQueue-id
GoGa
Here are some definitions
(some do apply to all of Britain)
50 pence10 Bob
10 pence2 Bob Bit
Man (as in "Pal")Marra
Los AngelesLots Of Shit And Nasty Guns Everybody Loads Everybody Shoots
Anal Sex Stabbin' the Backside
Finally we have some unforgettable Graham quotes
"Say 'Kiss My Ass' in an American accent!!!"
"I have big fat tits!!!"
"He definitely has his fair share of abdominal fat."
"Stop being a dildo!"
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Any comments, e-mail Graham!

Last modified 12/13/97